Ryan once lived in the golden lands, where life was beautiful and women plentiful and games fell from the sky like rain. Then he moved to Texas. Until recently, he has hated everything about the state.
Ryan is best known for his hatred of all things, except for Brian, who he describes as his platonic life partner. Ryan recently aquired a pair of 5 year old girls, on which he plans of performing various experiments in powerleveling.
Ryan now spends his afternoons sitting on his porch drinking distilled corn liqor and having profoundly unbiblical sex.
He is also completely tarded.
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