JonCon '98 (Third Annual)
Held at Jon's mom's house, as I recall.
JonCon '98 Event List
- AD&D Crowd Control (Brad)
Most Tenh are lazy, pitying the loss of their homeland. But this one is trying to rally the rest to a near riot. World of Greyhawk.
- AD&D Harmony's Curse Pt. II (Lanica)
Thavian Red Wizard Continuation. "Those blasted harpers... sure you killed the traitorous witches, but they set a simple trap. Now where are you?"
- AD&D Old Mother Grubb (Brad)
At first you were embarrassed that one of your order was found in such a place. Now you're angry that you need to go get him. World of Greyhawk.
- AD&D Space: Da Bestest Front Ear Ther Iz (Brian)
Deez R da voyagezez uv dat elf bot. Conclusion of the Bestest Trilogy. All Orcs!
- Alternity Acceptable Casualties (Ryan & Uriah)
Your mission: Save the world. If you fail; you die. If you succeed; you will be court-martialed.
- Call of Cthulhu Yoth Candy
- Champions The Blight of Heaven (Jon)
"Gideon. Etrigan. Shaman. Only a few of my hated enemies. Here's ten million dollars for you and your group. I want them all dead, tonight." All villain game.
- Deadlands Shattered Dreams (Ryan)
Fallen Eagle warns the citizens of Lost Angels of the horrors that are about to confront the United States. You must decide what to do about it.
- Deadlands What's all the Locomotion? (Lanica)
The rail wars are leading everyone to California's Great Maze for ghostrock. You want to know why? Let's go find out...
- Mage Disciples of Apocalypse (Aneese)
When there's nothing to find, you won't find it. When there's nothing to win, you always lose.
- Middle Earth Too Quiet for Comfort (Bob)
Snarky's men haven't been around for a month or so. Some people think this is a sign that order is returning but Danners and Co. know better...
- Shadowrun Dark Alley
A Shadowrun. Money. Bullets. Mayhem. Matrix. Bullets. Bodies. Chaos. Cyberware. Bombs. Bodies. That's just the first night. Then it gets deadly...
- Star Wars Black Genesis and Emerald Twilight
- White Wolf Legends: Trial of the Witch (Dan)
She's guilty. Get no delusions, she's guilty. Do you have what it takes to convict her and sentence this woman to death?
Bios from JonCon '98 registration form:
- Raymond Cavin
Raymond is married with children but he doesn't sell shoes. He doesn't even wear them much come to think of it. He laughs like a hyena on steroids and once slid across the floor and punched our friend David Greenwood in the face, on accident even.
- Dave Hoffrichter
Dave is like the little guy in the family. You know, our very own Arnold from Different Strokes. Or our very own Tattoo from Fantasy island. Only Dave doesn't have a surrogate father who can grant you any wish you want, his sister is a bitch though.
- Todd Mack
Todd recently won the dopest, fresh daddy, pimpster award in the "It's about damn time you took your damn hat off!" category. He's vowed to never run another game with our gorup again because as he puts it, "Those boys are just plain and simple... from the devil." Also, he's really cute and available for anyone interested... um, chicks only.
- Mike Rasmussen
Mike is a very macabre and mysterious old pagan who is living with his main squeeze Stacy. Together they live in sin somewhere in the bowels of St. Paul. People often tell Mike he looks like Jesus and sometimes Mike banishes them to hell for it.
- Nicole Scales
Nicole only games once a year (at JonCon) but is pretty okay at it anyway. She is the freaky lokoing chick in the corner that has her nose pierced. In her last movie appearance we stuck her in a tree and covered her with blood. It was cool.
- Aneese Skaff
Damn foreigner.
- Brad White
Brad got married a while back and the ndid the old "exit stage left" routine. His wife not only wears the pants in the family but also the shirts, the shoes, the belts and the underwear. You see, Brad is a Mandinka warrior who games and stalks the night butt nekkid.
- Mary Wood
Mary, like Nicole, games with us once a year (at JonCon) and even though she doesn't like the founder and star of JonCon (Jon) very much, he thinks she's just adorable, for a dame with short hair. Also, the entier population of WI thinks she's a dyke, you know, cuz she kisses girls or something.*
- Editor's note: That last part probably isn't true. But then again, how the hell do I know?
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