"Yes they're Laser spear. Duh!"

-Shark (Jeff)

"My imagination hurts!!!"

-JesseO

“Here, put the artifact down, none of us will touch it.”

-Peter Spyder (Apprentice Lore rd. 2, JonCon)

“I think I’m the woman, right?”

-Jon

- “We need an artifact.”

-“There must be one around here somewhere.”

-Jim Baker (Apprentice Lore rd. 2, JonCon)

“Smells like gamer.”

-Lanica, JonCon

“I quick try to hide the axe behind my skirt.”

-Aleshiva (Mike)

“Og not your Og. Og is Og’s Og.”

-Og (Claus)

“Okay, if I try to cast a spell, don’t think I’m possessed.”

-Justin

"Okay, we need to have a little heart to heart. If you roll anything low for initiative... I will DIE!"

-Todd

"Okay, after much role-playing you decide to go check out the moat house."

-Greg

"The Dark Side of the Force rearranges furniture?"

-Destiny Fairchild (Brian), Jedi Apprentice

"The only thing worse than watching two people talk about people you don't know is watching two people talk about imaginary people you don't know."

- Nicole (in describing the exerience of listening to people talk about gaming)

"Let me take you away from all this. You could be a chamber maid!"

-Paladin to whore ( Joe )

"I don't want to go to Hell, I feel it is my duty to go to Hell."

- Sir Walter, Paldin (Brandon)