HISTORIC DENMARK

The GM: Chad

The Characters:

Game System: DnD

Game Type: Campaign

Synopsis:

We are vikings. We pillage things.

Session 1:

As kids we found some girls from the next village trapped (or stuck) in a pit that one fell in. One girl was sleeping (unconscious) so we stayed with them til dawn and then attempted to get them out. One girl had a torn shirt, which was cool. Then adults started showing up in the clearing with the pit, us, and the girl with a torn shit. Which was uncool. Then there was a big battle after some black pirates showed up and we were like "Fight together!" and when our villages won everyone was happy and it ushered in a new age of prosperity and pillaging.

Then later as adults we traveled down the Volga river and ended up in the black sea and pillaged some down there. Heading back through Constainople and Greece we traded (no pillaging) and eventually got to south france and gaul and found a cliff side monestary. Monestaries have nice things, so we thought "lets pillage it" and we did. But the fuckers had mad traps and a collapsing stair case, and set one of their own dudes on fire in a spiral stair case as we were assaulting it. So we smashed down their gate and were killing all of them, when the enemy resorted to using women and children as fighters. Since they're worth too much we did some knocking out and pillaging. In the heart of the monestary, we found a group of nuns and kids protecting something wrapped in a cloth. So we punched out the kid holding it and took it. Well it was a silly wood cup. They were going nuts, screaming about "Don't take the cup". So since Havarthr spoke latin and greek he was talking to them and asked, pointing at the cup, "What is this?"

They were like "It is the cup that the son of our god drank from at his last supper."

Then Edgtho asked Havarthr, "So what is that cup?"

He was like "it is the cup that the son of their god drank from at his last supper."

And Edgtho was like "What does it do?"

So Hararthr asked, and they were like "It is a sacred Relic, and it gives eternal life."

So we drank from the cup and went to throw it in the fire cuz we didn't feel eternal, but they went nuts, so we left the cup and took some nuns instead.